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Gonna Be Lit

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If you are from Spotify, our in-house artist designed the artwork on the left, and the author of Gonna Be Lit is on the right. Your colleagues called both blurry, missing, disproportionate, or unrelated to the ad. Does that clarify your appropriately inappropriate description of the understandably misunderstood artwork and literature? If your colleagues want to know where the artwork or literature are from again next time, the answer is they came from God since they are obviously not from "reality". They should read Gonna Be Lit. It's precisely for people who have zero understanding of the meaning of art and literature.
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Welcome to the screening form for the exclusively non-exclusive world premiere of the fictional non-fiction humble masterpiece temporarily and aptly named Gonna Be Lit.

If you succeed in reading, by the end of Gonna Be Lit, you will have read a bestseller, a non-fiction blog written in the last 27 weeks and 3 days by some random dude on the internet, and a fictional American literary magazine started in 2009.

Gonna Be Lit is an ongoing piece with a 130k+ word count. The three candidates for the finished piece are Rhythm of the Night, Writing's On The Wall, or Wonderchild by Hot Shade and Christian Walz, or the outro of a Destiny's Child song.

Enjoy. If you don't, then good luck. Here is some incentive should you be found lacking.

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